timescrewseverybody:

Group projects actually make me want to kill people

somethinghorrible:

what if our universe is just a tv show or some shit

whhat if people roleplay us

what if they dO FANART OF US

WHAT IF THEY COSPLAY OF US

WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US

(via chronicallylate)

ivysaur:

when a bug lands on my computer, i kill it and whisper to its dead body

you messed with the wrong person, fucker

instant-amnesia:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen

(via mc-1000-100)

everybody gets nice wall posts with pictures and stuff at midnight for their birthdays on facebook but nobody likes me so